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1 of August, 2014

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1 of August, 2014

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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Posted 1 hour ago

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1 of August, 2014

kindofsharethat:

waiting for the tumblr video player to load

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Posted 11 hours ago

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1 of August, 2014

assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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Posted 22 hours ago

132,681 notes
28 of July, 2014

fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

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Posted 4 days ago

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

28 of July, 2014

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Posted 4 days ago

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28 of July, 2014

comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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Posted 4 days ago

126,040 notes
28 of July, 2014

talisman:

No sympathy for rapists, no sympathy for abusers, no sympathy for those who side with them. No excuses for their behavior, no justifications, no exceptions.

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Posted 4 days ago

364,742 notes
28 of July, 2014

sleepingwithher:

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

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Posted 4 days ago

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stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
28 of July, 2014

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

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Posted 4 days ago

84,939 notes
28 of July, 2014

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Posted 4 days ago

93,841 notes
28 of July, 2014

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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Posted 4 days ago

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lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 
28 of July, 2014

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

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Posted 4 days ago

106,693 notes
28 of July, 2014

super-who-lockian:

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

What…

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Posted 4 days ago

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code
28 of July, 2014

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

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Posted 4 days ago

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